I wanna be the mean girl

I’m never going to haunt the friendship that we lost

You all were there for my first intrusive thought

The trophy that I won says I’m the nicest one

HA, don’t tempt us, we always run the fun

Slip n’ slides and waking up to drink at five

I’m the kind of girl that has a good time

I drove two hours to get you in time

Sharing my dorm bed just to keep you alive

You compared me to the villain of a story forbidden

Apparently God forgives because he’s now my only friend

So I said I wanna be the mean girl

Now that I’m the center of my own world

Losing friends comes with a constant hurt

That’s why I buried your bodies in frozen dirt

On Easter, we went to the shore like a family should

We should have given you forever when it got good

That trip I apologized for gaining weight in my eyes

My BFF was the mistress which was a surprise

Handcuffed to my partner in crime

She yelled her sisters can be her alibi

None of them told me why they left

So now I pretend like we never met